Play a lot!
Find hidden stuff!
Stay alive
Don't die!
Kill a lot of Gobos!
Kill a bunch of Gobos!
Kill loads of Gobos!
Play for some time!
Spend a long time on a single level!
Score three stars in a lot of levels!
Score three stars in a load of levels!
Score three stars in all levels!
Boil to death!
Take your time beating Mustacho!
Kill Mustacho! Fast!
Beat a few time records!
Beat a stack of time records!
Beat all time records!
Unlock the Pirate World!
Unlock the Robot World!
Beat the game!
