Collect all Lone Survivor: Director's Cut trophies
Combine ten types of food
Eat a Steamed Ham after combining it with another food
Drink three cups of coffee, no more than once a day
Drink three cups of espresso, no more than once a day
Eat five fruit drops, no more than once a day
Drink a Chilled Can Of Soda
Drink a Chilled Mexican Cola
Attempt to talk to The Man Who Wears A Box five times
Give away a Delicious Ham
Witness all five Green Dreams
Witness all five Blue Dreams
Listen to your Personal Stereo
Talk to your fully-adopted cat five times
Talk to Sleepy Cat five times
Feed all five tins of cat food to your cat
Give Hank all five health tonics
Give all five Sleepy Cat comics to The Director
Escape from The Daddy without using your flashlight
Defeat Mother without shooting or flares
Complete the game without using a mirror to travel
Complete the game using one piece of rotting meat and no flares
Complete the game without firing a single shot
Complete the game in Expert Mode
Discover the Green Ending
Discover the Yellow Ending
Discover the White Ending
