Smelt the Roses

We Knew You Could Do It

Collect all trophies

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Birth Certificate

Create a Contestant

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It's Just More of This

Finish an episode

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Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode

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Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct.

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Film In Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct.

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Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct.

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Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct.

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Unicorn

Achieve the highest gamer rating.

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One Teat Short of An Udder

Achieve the second highest rating.

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Mouth-Breather

Achieve the third highest rating

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100,000aire!

Earn $100,000 lifetime

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500,000aire!

Earn $500,000 lifetime.

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1,000,000aire!

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

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DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.

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DisOrDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

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DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.

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Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

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Taking it from Behind

Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack

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Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

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Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

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Menage-a-Quatre

Play a 4-player game online

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My First Time

Screw someone for the first time

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Virtual Virgin

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

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Enscrewsiast

Screw 50 times

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The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36

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The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37

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Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73

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Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.

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Beat a Winner

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game

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Lose to a Loser

Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.

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Always a Bridesmaid

Come in second place 5 times in online games

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Social Outcast

Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.

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Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

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Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.

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Consolation Trophy

Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.

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Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 above your average.

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Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode

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Discovered Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

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Great Crowd

Laugh at an easy joke

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JACK Wrack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

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Map Dancer

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

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Lit Twit

Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

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Boob Tuber

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

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Incurable Hoarder

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

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JACK Smack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

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Super Know-va

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

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B Sharp

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

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Math Head

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

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Nest Egghead

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

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JACK Crack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

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Wizard of Balls

Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

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Past Perfect

Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

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Sci Fly

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

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Steaming Stockpile

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

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JACK Sack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

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Cock of the Wok

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

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Hot Butter

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

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Animal Husband

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

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Overprize Load

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

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