You Have Played This More Than Joe Has

Trophy Farming 101

Kill over 350 Enemies in a Single Level

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At Least You'll Get A Trophy For It

Die while a Boss is Exploding

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BlueGrass Is Still the Best

Unlock all the Perks

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I'll Never Use That Pistol Again

Unlock a weapon

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One Down, More than One to Go!

Beat a boss

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Start With a Jump

Jump and Remain Airborn for 45 Seconds

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Eating Your Cake Too

Finish a 10th run

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Chose All the Better Guns

Unlock all the Guns

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But Did You REALLY Finish

Finish the game (non uberwin)

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This Is Getting Interesting

Finish a 50th run

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SuperTilt!

Tilt 10 times in a row

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