Cry Baby

Speed Runner I

Beat 'The Eight Pages' level in under 5 minutes

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Speed Runner II

Beat the 'Into The Abyss' level in under 5 minutes

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Speed Runner III

Beat the game in under 45 minutes

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The Collector I

Find all numbered letters

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The Collector II

Find all scrapbook items

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Fearless Fun

Riding a slide in a horror game

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Get Me Out of Here!

Exceed 10 failed pause attempts

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Why Am I Playing This Game

Exceed 50 failed pause attempts

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Well At Least You Tried

Die in the 'Into the Abyss' level 3 times in a row

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I Love Radio

Listen to all of the radio tracks in the house

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Master Pianist

Play the piano until the first notes from "No Friends" is played

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Tangled

Get ensnared by Slender Mans tenticles

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Retro Fan

Beat the Genesis level on "Hardcore" difficulty

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I'm Free!

Beat the game on normal difficulty

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Fearless

Beat the game on "Hardcore" difficulty

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Fire Proof

Make it through the forest fire without catching on fire once

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Walking Simulator

Surpass 10,000 total steps taken

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Insta-Killed

We're sorry about that... Here's a cookie!

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I'll just take this..I guess

Pick up an oversized sign and somehow manage to fit it in your scrapbook

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