Newbie

Haters Gonna Hate

Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing

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Speedrun

Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds

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Steedrun

Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head

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Greedrun

Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face

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Dinorun

Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur

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Mmyes Indeedrun

Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat

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That was it

Finish the whole damn game

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Hatsamingo

Collect half the hats

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Hatsamungojungo

Collect all the hats

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