Get every question right in an episode
Get 10 animal questions correct.
Get 10 movie questions correct.
Get 10 food questions correct.
Get 10 history questions correct.
Achieve the highest gamer rating.
Achieve the second highest rating.
Achieve the third highest rating
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
Play a 4-player game online
Screw someone for the first time
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game
Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
Come in second place 5 times in online games
Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
Score at least $30,000 above your average.
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
