Complete all sections of the tutorial
Get "In the Zone" (get Gold Gloves)
Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves
Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times
Get an interrupt 5 times against Barrage
Parry Crimson Fang's double uppercut attack (Grudge Match Mode)
Get an interrupt 5 times against Volt
Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal
Defeat Octopunch without getting inked
Without getting hit, block all of Showtime's punches in a single match
Interrupt Tri-Tip's Meathook attack 3 times
Wipe a gallon of Octopunch's ink off
Shake the Magician's bunny off
Defeat all Pro Circuit fighters
Defeat all Superstar Circuit fighters
Defeat all Champion Circuit fighters
Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5000000 on the Elite Circuit
Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 7000000 on the World-Class Circuit
Defeat all fighters without taking damage (Grudge Match Mode)
Get 1500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts
Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes
Get 300 points on hard mode Speed Bag
Get 25000 points on stamina mode Reflex Alley
Complete hard mode Reflex Alley without making more than 5 mistakes
Throw Showtime's money back at him when he's down
