Accept Ripburger's Final Offer
Keep Your Lips Off of 10 Objects
Get your keys from the bartender
Take out the first Rottwheeler
Check out the photo of Uncle Pete
Finish all of Mo's initial dialog
Retrieve Mo's welding torch
Pick the lock to the tower
Recover the forks from the junkyard
Listen to Malcolm's last words
Watch the entire news broadcast
Play a game of five finger fillet
Grab the Fake ID from Miranda
Look at the pic of Maureen and Malcom fixing hard tail
Get a hose to fix your bike
Consume Father Torque's wisdom
Use the fertilizer to spin out Nestor and Bolus
Get the chainsaw with the fertilizer
Use the Cavefish goggles to locate their lair
Launch over Poyahoga Gorge
Get the battery from the minefield
Sacrifice bunnies to get through the minefield
Talk your way out of getting quartered
Make the Boom Boom Bros go boom
Kick the crack to open the secret passage
Melt Ripburger's vision of the future
Dice a rabbit in the engine fan
Get Ripburger into the plane
Send up a gorge-ous death for Ripburger
Watch the bunnies overtake the credits
Save your screen from burn-in with 3D animated vehicles