If you were an Orc, you'd be dead.
Slay 50 Orcs In One Level.
Slay 100 Orcs In One Level.
Slay 200 Orcs In One Level.
Slay an Orc with a shot to the Crotch.
Slay an Orc With a shot to the Head.
Slay 3 or more Orcs with a pigboom.
Find the hidden area within the woods.
Slay Big Bertha, the colossal hen.