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Ursine God

Collect every other trophy.

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First Blood

Complete the Tutorial. Good luck!

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Bodied

Defeat Germ 'n Whip.

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Rinsed

Defeat Flow.

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Parred

Defeat Riddim.

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Served

Defeat B-Boy

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Wasted

Defeat Wasteman.

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Murked

Defeat Dark Rude Bear

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Ethered

Defeat The Wizard

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Search Party

Find something out of place.

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Quick Learner

Beat the tutorial in under 26 seconds.

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Pedestrian

Finish 1-2 without touching the travelling block for more than half a second.

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Tight Fit

Skip the descending lift in 1-4.

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Migi Osu

Reach the second coffin in 1-5 in under 8 seconds.

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Ghost Ride Whip

Get to the second coffin in 1-B3 in under 8 seconds.

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Flash Freeze

Finish the last corridor in 2-1 by jumping under the icicles.

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No Chill

Beat 2-2 without touching any icicles.

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The Dave Method

Get through the spiky tunnel at the start of 2-5 by riding a corpse.

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Boulderdash

Jump on every block in the final corridor and beat the boulder to the exit of 3-2.

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Gravitron

Survive for 30 seconds in the cog room of 3-3 on at least V mode.

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Red Snake

Beat the Red Snake corridor in 3-4 with 0 corpses.

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Archeologist

Destroy all sand blocks in one life on 3-4.

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In The Fade

Get past the final shaft in 4-2 without wallsliding.

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Death Wish

Go backwards in 4-3 from the final coffin to the previous coffin.

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Inner Sanctum

Pass the third frost laser on 4-4 without stepping off frosty ground.

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Swinger

Beat 5-3 with less than 50 jump button presses.

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Warper

Beat 5-4 with less than 30 jump button presses.

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Doctor's Orders

Found Rudey's dark secret.

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28 Seconds Later

Get to the 4th coffin in under 28 seconds on 6-2.

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Puzzle Platformer

Ascend the vertical shafts in 6-4 without activating each spitter more than once.

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Free Faller

Beat 6-3 in less than 30 jump button presses.

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Sandmaster Flash

Hop over the sand platforms in 6-5 without touching the bottom row.

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No Touching!

Beat 6-5 on Iron without pushing against Dark Rude Bear.

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Nine Rider

Beat the third deathclock on 7-4, only touching the marked platform

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Grafting

Complete one section 5 times on Practice Mode.

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Sinister

Complete Castle World in one go with only one hand.

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Absolutely Flowless

Complete Iceworld in one go without dying or fighting Flow.

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Pit Marauder

Beat Temple in under 8 minutes in one go, collecting all the fairy statues.

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Sub-Spartan

Complete Factory in one go with less than 300 jump button presses.

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Artificial Bear

Complete Spacestation in less than 10 deaths in one go.

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Undercooked

Beat Fleshworld in under 5 minutes 30 on V Mode in one go.

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Extreme Ironing

Beat Hateworld in under 10 minutes on Iron mode in one go.

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Ultimate Violet

Complete every level in Castle World without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Blue

Complete every level in Iceworld without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Yellow

Complete every level in Temple World without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Orange

Complete every level in Factory World without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Green

Complete every level in Spacestation World without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Red

Complete every level in Fleshworld without dying, including bonus levels.

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Ultimate Indigo

Complete every level in Hateworld without dying, including bonus levels.

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Iron-57

Complete every level in the game on at least Iron.

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Viridian Man

Complete every level in the game on at least V.

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Elf Kid

Complete every level in the game in 10 or less deaths.

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Wizard Piece

Collect every Fairy statue.

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Brown Bomber

Beat the Boss Rush Marathon without dying.

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Nonstop Rudeness

Beat the Full Run marathon in under 2 hours 10 minutes.

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