No Vacancy

All the Things

You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.

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Meet Jeff

What does the fuzzy thing do

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Milecide

One thousand knights squandered.

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Room For One More

How did you do that

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There's Really Nothing Over Here

Nothing to see, move along.

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Soul Crushing

Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.

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Appeasement

Jeff is satisfied.

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Rapid Sacrifice

Beating all the clocks.

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Merciful Leader

Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!

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Superb Spelunker

Master the Mines

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Master Mountaineer

Master the Mountain

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Dungeon Delver

Master the Castle

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Ardent Archaeologist

Master the Ruins

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Precision Air Drop

One body does not count as a Carpet.

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Law of Doll Knight Conservation

Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.

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Inefficient Use of Human Resources

Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency

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Beat the Devs

No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go

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Enter Orbit

SPAAAAAAACE!

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Master of Magnetism

Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.

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