Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Retirement

Collect all Coffin Dodgers trophies.

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My Kart Is Augmented

Buy an upgrade.

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We Can Rebuild Him

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect.

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Million Dollar Granddad

Fully upgrade your kart.

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GrimAced

Win your first race.

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During The War…

Run over an opponents fallen body.

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Technophobic

Use an EMP 20 times successfully.

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Feeling Lucky

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.

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Am I Missing An Eyebrow

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket.

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Slick Moves Like Jagger

Slip up 20 peoples Sunday drive with some oil.

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Gone In Many Seconds

Boost without crashing 20 times.

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He Was A Skater Boy

Knock 5 skaters off the road.

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Paperboy The Hard Way

Run over 5 bikers.

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Death Defier

Get gold in all races in the village.

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Death Derider

Get gold in all races in the town.

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Death Despiser

Get gold in all races in the farm.

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Death Defiler

Get gold in all races in the graveyard.

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Death Decider

Get gold in all races in the showdown.

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Sweep

Get 1 Crazy Granddad item.

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Batteries not Included

Get taken out by a UFO laser.

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One Foot in the Grave

Complete story mode.

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6 Feet Under

Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.

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