The Perfect Parade

Small child, big trophy

Collected all the trophies

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Put a Badge On It

Put on your first badge!

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Sequence Break

No hand-holding for you, apparently.

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No Time to Explain

Complete Train Rush without dying or time bonuses!

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Big Fan

Hook onto a ceiling fan with the hookshot!

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One Punch

Defeat any boss with the 1-hit hero badge equipped.

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If I fit, I sit

Sit in 3 chairs!

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360 no-feet

Do a 360 flip on the scooter!

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Mafia Town – All clear!

Collect all Time Pieces in Mafia Town!

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Subcon Forest – All clear!

Collect all Time Pieces in Subcon Forest!

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Battle of the Birds – All clear!

Collect all Time Pieces in Battle of the Birds!

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Alpine Skyline – All clear!

Collect all Time Pieces in Alpine Skyline!

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Secret Intruder

Make it through Dead Bird Studio without being seen at all!

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True Detective

Find all Murder on the Owl Express clues!

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False Detective

Make it through Murder on the Owl Express without finding any clues (you suck)!

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Vacuum Vandal

Ride the vacuum!

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Afraid of Water

Don't fall into the rising water in Subcon Well!

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Slip 'n Slide

Slide down a really long slope!

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The Floor is Lava

Complete the Lava Cake peak without touching the lava at all!

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Take a Hike

Climb to the top of Subcon Forest's big mushroom!

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Pillow Fort

Find Hat Kid's Secret Hideout!

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Badge Master

Equip 3 badges!

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A Series of Unfortunate Accidents

Knock off all the sitting Mafia in Mafia Town!

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Personally I Prefer the Air

Do 5 homing attacks in a row, without touching the ground!

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Return Home

Collect all Time Pieces!

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Fueling the Feud

Get a total of 2000 points in Battle of the Birds!

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Let there be light

Light up the spaceship!

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