Beat Chainsaw Megamaniac You bested Chainsaw Megamaniac! There's no chainsaw maniac tougher than this one.
Beat Green Hydra You bested Green Hydra! Two heads are better than none, but that won't slow us down.
Win the game as A Skeleton You won as A Skeleton! I knew you had it in you (I can see through your ribgaps).
Win the game as Chainsaw Maniac You won the game as Chainsaw Maniac! Got any plans for Summer vacation?
Win the game as Demon Joe You won the game as Demon Joe! Now we have an all powerful demonic hero...wait a minute!
Mysteries of Abyxsis Discover the five hidden mysteries of Abyxsis, the upcoming game by Imaginary Monsters!