Go Sailing in a Pirate Ship
Convince an Orque Guard you are an Orque
Kill the Evil Nun
See all 20 of Madame Primp's Outfits
Get an Engineering Degree
Learn to Speak Japanese
Kill 3000 Enemies
Kill Wortten
Reach Level 20
Discover all 44 Teleporting Outhouses
Kill Santa Claus
Watch Both Game Endings
Kill the Taking Tree
